The Point, While Certainly Not Everything, Is Definitely Something
She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes, yee-hahhhh! And when she does she'll return to my boudoir for a fresh romp! I'm speaking metaphysically, of course.
??? Does it compute ???
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This computerised page will self-destruct in approximately ... er, ar ... Well, let's see, how long until Greenland has completely melted away and people finally realise it was time to stop driving gas-guzzling automobiles several anti-conservationist milestones back?
Anyway, the point to begin with was, here's a new blog post for youse all to peruse and abuse. (Go on, it likes it.)
What's happenin'? Well, I'm eating an avocado, mozzarella and coriander sandwich as I type this sentence about my eating an avocado, mozzarella and coriander sandwich as I type this sentence about that.
What else, seriously? I have been doing a bit of writing. And tonight, enjoying the regular Saturday night 'British comedy classics' batch on Channel 7 - "George And Mildred", "Doctor In The House", "On The Buses" and "The Benny Hill Show" - I got some fine inspiration for what will probably be my next major project. More on that as it develops. Which shall be when? Actually, as soon as my bedraggled carcass is able; I am very keen to get this project up and going.
We sent off our application form to foster a greyhound yesterday. Actually, it's very rare that they will allow anyone to foster a dog on the day before you actually ask them to, for it is impossible in this particular realm, at this particular time. Please call back last Tuesday.
Also, I have been going to uni., doing poos (sometimes even while at uni.), feeding the cats, book shopping/browsing, noticing firm breasts about the Earth which look ripe and succulent, so hand over that fig-apple, Eve!
I have also done things a mature man of my age normally does but I am too embarrassed to here expose the shameful boredom of such necessities as paying bills and acting well-mannered in what's known as an human society.
??? Does it compute ???
This information has not been authorised.
This computerised page will self-destruct in approximately ... er, ar ... Well, let's see, how long until Greenland has completely melted away and people finally realise it was time to stop driving gas-guzzling automobiles several anti-conservationist milestones back?
Anyway, the point to begin with was, here's a new blog post for youse all to peruse and abuse. (Go on, it likes it.)
What's happenin'? Well, I'm eating an avocado, mozzarella and coriander sandwich as I type this sentence about my eating an avocado, mozzarella and coriander sandwich as I type this sentence about that.
What else, seriously? I have been doing a bit of writing. And tonight, enjoying the regular Saturday night 'British comedy classics' batch on Channel 7 - "George And Mildred", "Doctor In The House", "On The Buses" and "The Benny Hill Show" - I got some fine inspiration for what will probably be my next major project. More on that as it develops. Which shall be when? Actually, as soon as my bedraggled carcass is able; I am very keen to get this project up and going.
We sent off our application form to foster a greyhound yesterday. Actually, it's very rare that they will allow anyone to foster a dog on the day before you actually ask them to, for it is impossible in this particular realm, at this particular time. Please call back last Tuesday.
Also, I have been going to uni., doing poos (sometimes even while at uni.), feeding the cats, book shopping/browsing, noticing firm breasts about the Earth which look ripe and succulent, so hand over that fig-apple, Eve!
I have also done things a mature man of my age normally does but I am too embarrassed to here expose the shameful boredom of such necessities as paying bills and acting well-mannered in what's known as an human society.
posted by S. Gregory | 10:42 pm
3 Comments:
Good to see you doing poos.
rups.
R: Ha! Yes, it is good to do poo-poos so long as one doesn't get bogged down in too much discussion over so unsanitary a topic.
It's blog is shit, if you keep this up I'm never reading it again! How's that for abuse and I don't mean every word of it!
You are very cute and sexy and I think I'll go try and play with your fun bits now.
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