Cock And Blah
They don’t call me ‘the hedgehog’ without due merit! (They also don’t call Ron Jeremy ‘le hedgehog’ without due merit but that’s another story steeped in coincidence.) I move slowly. I don’t actually know how fast or slow hedgehogs are, now that I consider it, but they SEEM to move slowly, what with their hogging of hedgerows and the like that I imagine, as do my friends who call me one. Anyway, I am not of a fast and furious breed. I don’t mean I walk slowly – actually quite swiftly for one with such comparatively short legs – upwards beyond those two muscular stompers I have the body of a considerably taller man (“And I’ll bet he was glad to get rid of it,” I hear Groucho Marx interject) – with a considerably bigger penis than one might expect, I here find myself stupidly interjecting, but certainly the Ron Jeremy coincidence stops a bit shorter here, enjoy the pun – but it’s these doggone legs what keeps me the exact height of Charlie Chaplin. …Whose startlingly large penis, incidentally, became Hollywood legend as the eighth wonder of the natural world. But I digress! In fact, this whole paragraph is a digression intended to lead me into – no, not a dissertation on short men’s penises – but another post, which I have, as usual, been slow to publish.
And here it is…
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And here it is…
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posted by S. Gregory | 6:45 pm
7 Comments:
Dear my 'Blogger' post: Don't tell me there are 0 comments when there are 2! It is nonsensical to do so.
Now what are you doing, 'Blogger'? Why, as soon as I left that previous comment, did you retaliate by removing my latest post, called 'Small Talk'? What's the sense in this bizarre behaviour?
blogger is broken.
back everything you can up. it helps. birthday hedgehog. heh.
OMG... too funny. I had no idea that he (or you) were hung so well... and for that matter I have no idea of his exact height either... What is it with men and the size of their penis'?lmao... Thanks for the giggle! cheers!
D.N.: Yep, I'm doing that from now on, yep, the hedgehog is, that's who!
Kate, thanks for droppin' by. Glad you had a chuckle (and not a - bleghh! - chuck).
A possible theory of mine is that most men know that size actually does matter (as the majority of women apparently do confess in the more anonymous surveys) and this, coupled with a generally lacklustre love-making technique, is basically what makes at least your typical 'real' man so penis conscious and insecure and why he doesn't like to eat lettuce or quiche in public or very much pussy in private. Hee-hee.
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