A Fresh One
I think I’m going to change the story I’m currently working on into a stage play. It’s just a short piece. I think it should work nicely in that medium. Or maybe a short film script. Hmm, I’ll have to think more on this, actually. The title at the moment is ‘Envelope’; that may change but I don’t think it will. (Yet, will it? The envelope please…) (Yeah, yeah, pathetic, I know, but guess what? I’m getting sick again! Just about over the virus I’d been suffering with and now along comes a fresh one. So, my punning ain’t up to its usual lowbrow standards, I’m afraid.)
Shantoozy and I have both been sick, as a matter of fact. And this has sucked because when you are sick, you want your partner to be there for you. Brothers and sisters, let us recall what Jerry Seinfeld said,
‘For me, the best part of a relationship is when you’re sick. And the best time to be sick is in a relationship.
If I have to get married, you know all those vows, “For richer or for poorer, for better or for worse …”
All I need is the sickness part. That to me is the most important one. “Do you take this man in sickness?” The rest of the time go out, have a ball, do whatever you want – but if I get the sniffles, you’d better be there.’
(from ‘SeinLanguage’ by Jerry Seinfeld, p.22 1993 Bantam Books, U.S.A.)
Shantoozy and I have both been sick, as a matter of fact. And this has sucked because when you are sick, you want your partner to be there for you. Brothers and sisters, let us recall what Jerry Seinfeld said,
‘For me, the best part of a relationship is when you’re sick. And the best time to be sick is in a relationship.
If I have to get married, you know all those vows, “For richer or for poorer, for better or for worse …”
All I need is the sickness part. That to me is the most important one. “Do you take this man in sickness?” The rest of the time go out, have a ball, do whatever you want – but if I get the sniffles, you’d better be there.’
(from ‘SeinLanguage’ by Jerry Seinfeld, p.22 1993 Bantam Books, U.S.A.)
posted by S. Gregory | 3:22 pm
1 Comments:
Not pathetic. Completely lowbrow :P
Take your vitamins. C and zinc and throw in some B-complex for energy.
Shantoozy as well. You've got to be passing the same thing back and forth as it's mutating or something.
You have the most elegant hands, are you aware of that?
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