25 Sexual Facts About Me

Darkneuro done gone and tagged me – my first tag ever! – so here goes…

25 Sexual Facts About Me:

1. I much prefer vaginal to anal sex.
2. I sometimes like to engage in non-sexual chitchat whilst fucking.
3. My favourite position is her astride in facing position.
4. On average I masturbate about once a week.
5. I’ve partaken in a double girl threesome a few times.
6. Apparently, according to popular opinion so to speak, I am good at performing cunnilingus.
7. I am, I believe, one of the few men in the world who has never had a bona-fide homosexual experience. Just never had the desire, personally. (I’ve kissed men as a dare but that cannot be counted as there was no sexual motivation or arousal involved.)
8. I have been busted, by a gay man, having sex. I think he was a bit repulsed at the sight.
9. I enjoy sex with many women (well, whenever I can!), not just my partner (…although that is the best, of course, and anyway a totally different experience.).
10. I have always found the women in MAD Magazine’s ‘The Lighter Side Of…’ sexually arousing.
11. I enjoy having a finger inserted and moved around between my foreskin and glans.
12. I do not find the so-called “super models” sexually appealing.
13. My most erogenous zone is my penis.
14. Shantoozy has nick-termed my penis, and she is the only person who ever has given it any kind of moniker. It’s not a name like Arthur or Harold or something horrible like that but rather an alternative to “the penis”, as in “the _____”.
15. I’ve never utilised the services of any kind of sex worker.
16. I would possibly like to utilise the services of a sex worker someday, but only if I deemed it ethical.
17. I’d like to be able to experience having the body of a woman for at least a day.
18. I had a dream two nights ago where in I had two penises and was only just realising that that was not the norm.
19. I believe that sex with Darkneuro would be fun.
20. I try to be upfront about wanting or liking to have sex with someone.
21. I don’t ever want to have sex with Rupert! I’ve seen it and it is not a pleasant sight. :-)
22. I don’t see the point in dancing with someone unless it can be followed by sex.
23. Sometimes I prefer quickies.
24. Sometimes I prefer spending a long time on foreplay.
25. I would wear a pith helmet during sex if asked.

Well, I don’t have many people on mi blogroll to tag. Rupert writes enough about sex as it is. There’s no way that scaredy cat Hissy Kitty would do it. Um, let’s see… I’ll just tag Shantoozy this time around.