An Essay In Taxidermy
The following is how I originally, without a proper thought in my noggin, began my essay on Anton Chekhov's "The Seagull"; frankly, I found it a bit funny when returning to work sensibly upon the essay, so I thought I'd 'presarve' it here.
'Chekhov’s "The Seagull" is an old play featuring a dead seagull and some people. It was written by Anton Chekhov who must have masturbated, of course, although I do not know how many times. I am not sure whether or not the seagull masturbated when it was alive. Certain university lecturers masturbate over the plays of Chekhov; it is a delightful sight and can teach us much about their species.'
Well, that is all. Back to work I go.
posted by S. Gregory | 11:37 pm
4 Comments:
Egads.
I usually start my essay off with a coffee cup ring stain, but hard to clean off the screen often, but I see you've had your own run in with the dreaded unwatched cup. If Mr Pontifex's manservant Gelstrap had of been there he would have mopped it up and using a funnel drained it through filtering paper back into the cup ... so according to Mr S. Butler.
Rups
DN: 'Egads'? Why, is it that frightening what my unshackled mind can drivel out with?
R: Glad to see your not crying over spilt milkless coffee but rather are slipping your slurpling lips around the grand old Samuel Butler.
N1F: Ooh, ahh, OOHHHH! and my ego cums again. ;-P
There's gotta be at least one exception to your 'animals masturbate' rule. There usually is in nature.
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